Please create a new password...

Kinja'd!!! "ttyymmnn" (ttyymmnn)
12/17/2017 at 23:14 • Filed to: None

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WINDOWS: Please enter your new password.

USER: cabbage

WINDOWS: Sorry, the password must be more than 8 characters.

USER: boiled cabbage

WINDOWS: Sorry, the password must contain 1 numerical character.

USER: 1 boiled cabbage

WINDOWS: Sorry, the password cannot have blank spaces

USER: 50damnboiledcabbages

WINDOWS: Sorry, the password must contain at least one upper case character

USER: 50DAMNEDboiledcabbages

WINDOWS: Sorry, the password cannot use more than one upper case character consecutively.

USER: 50DamnBoiledCabbagesShovedUpYourAssIfYouDon’tGiveMeAccessNow !

WINDOWS: Sorry, the password cannot contain punctuation.

USER: ReallyPissedOff50DamnBoiledCabbagesShovedUpYourAssIfYouDontGiveMeAccessNow

WINDOWS: Sorry, that password is already in use


DISCUSSION (11)


Kinja'd!!! shop-teacher > ttyymmnn
12/17/2017 at 23:33

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Hahaha!


Kinja'd!!! Chariotoflove > ttyymmnn
12/18/2017 at 00:33

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Perfect finish! I get the same crap from my university, which tells me I need a new one every three months and has to adhere to all those conditions.


Kinja'd!!! Full of the sound of the Gran Fury, signifying nothing. > ttyymmnn
12/18/2017 at 01:01

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Just when I’ve come up with the perfect password that meets standard complexity requirements I find one site that wants me to dumb it down to something less complex. Yes, I know I’m supposed to have different passwords for every site on the planet but I’m old, OK?


Kinja'd!!! SpeedSix > ttyymmnn
12/18/2017 at 02:44

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On a somewhat related note, I updated Android on my phone late at night and didn’t read the contents of the update. When I went to turn it back on, it gave me the customary ‘enter passcode to start Android’, yet entering the passcode that I set gave me a ‘wrong PIN’ error.

I ended up using a backup phone, and I’ve been too lazy to reboot it, or do something else, for the past week.


Kinja'd!!! pip bip - choose Corrour > ttyymmnn
12/18/2017 at 05:00

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lol!


Kinja'd!!! ttyymmnn > SpeedSix
12/18/2017 at 10:13

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That doesn’t sound promising.


Kinja'd!!! ttyymmnn > Chariotoflove
12/18/2017 at 10:14

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Passwords are a pain in the ass. If only the world weren’t so full of assholes who steal things, we wouldn’t need them. I played a gig at a church yesterday, and somebody went into the choir room during the service and stole a bunch of purses. Asshole.


Kinja'd!!! functionoverfashion > ttyymmnn
12/18/2017 at 10:17

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I have a system for passwords so that I can look at the site I’m logging into, and decode my password from there. But the problem is, some sites REQUIRE a special character, while other DO NOT ALLOW ONE. So, I can’t even have a system that works all the time. But this all wouldn’t be a problem if one thing were different: when you enter a password (let’s say I use my standard coded password with a special character and I’m on that one site that doesn’t allow them) it doesn’t say, “Hey you can’t use special characters in your password” it just says “incorrect password” and I end up typing in my password 3 more times, more carefully each time, thinking I got it wrong. Then I get locked out of my account.

Thanks for nothing, internet.


Kinja'd!!! user314 > ttyymmnn
12/18/2017 at 10:33

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Obligatory xkcd:

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Kinja'd!!! ttyymmnn > user314
12/18/2017 at 10:39

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Using the year, make and model of a car is a good password, and easy to remember.


Kinja'd!!! Chariotoflove > ttyymmnn
12/18/2017 at 11:22

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At church? That takes a special kind of prick.